Archive for August, 2008

Feeling like Heel

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Today was a fantastically beautiful day in New York City. Of course, the air conditioning in our building is broken, so it’s like a tropical island inside.

As I was walking to get my lunch I witness something that could be translated into a metaphor for life. It made me quite happy. Of course, the metaphor can be both a positive and a negative way to think.

So here’s what happened.

Walking along in the opposite direction of me, was this tall, gorgeous girl in her little skirt and high heels. She hit a spot in the sidewalk that didn’t agree with her heels and she stumbled. Didn’t fall, just turned her foot sideways and wobbled like a baby deer. It was at this point I noticed the wall of about 15 guys (on their lunch break) lined up checking her out. They had been eyeing her and saw the misstep.

And now they were laughing.

Now, I’ve never been the type of girl that gets a chorus line of horny guys watching my every move. I’ve read the articles on how to be noticed, even tried the techniques. It’s just not going to happen. I’ve come to terms with that.

But here’s the morale of the story that puts a smile on my face.

“When all eyes are on you, they’ll all see you fall.”

Of course, this didn’t prevent my boss from seeing me trip on my Fitflop later that day. I guess I should be glad not to be noticed with as clumsy as I am…

Bad News

Friday, August 8th, 2008

You know what irks me the most about the media??? Besides the personal-slant they all want to impose on the information the send the unwitting public?? (Don’t even get me started on the news channel that was on in the salon the other day)

The need to trick us into reading/staying around to watch by giving us the “doom” preview. For instance. “What could be in your room right now that will kill you in seconds? Tune in for the 10:00pm news!”

I was sure the Darwinian-challenged news folks at Yahoo didn’t do it on purpose, but then then I checked CNN and MSNBC and it seems no one has their thinking caps on.

Or perhaps it’s just me.

I, for one, was startled to know that Georgia bases were being attacked. I mean, I have family on a Georgia base!! More than slightly concerned, I clicked on the link, going “WHAT!?!” Thanks, diligent reporters for including the fact that it is the COUNTRY Georgia that was attacked and the not the state. Okay. So maybe I’m the idiot here. But there was once a time that we never thought we’d see the headlines “World Trade Centers Attacked”. I guess it’s a good thing that there are no US States called Israel or Turkey. But seriously. How hard would it have been to make the article titled “Country of Georgia reports new strikes”?? It’s not like they pay per letter for online publication!!!!

Although I would like to take a moment to acknowledge the lightening fingers at Wikipedia. While looking for a proper title for the news article, I noticed their info on Georgian history already includes the attacks from earlier today. They also had Heath Ledger’s Date of Death listed hours after the news broke. Talk about your up-to-date source of information.

Anyway. I’m sure some of you reading this think I’m a complete idiot. I’m sure some of you agree. If you’re like me, you can go here to get a little pick me up by being glad you don’t have a giant boa wrapped around your sensitive areas. Then again, maybe that’s the dream.

I’ll stick with Tom Brady.

Now that’s enter-train-ment!

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

I heard the best thing the other day while I was on the N train to work. The conductor came over the loud speaker with the following announcement:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we have an idiot on board. He knows who he is.”

I love this town.

Almost there

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Okay. So after having over a month with no internet, I’m back. But of course, I’m sicker than a dog, so I’m not in any condition to write a blog of any substance… So as soon as I’m better, I’ll get a nice, long-winded blog going.

TTFN!!