Okay. So after having over a month with no internet, I’m back. But of course, I’m sicker than a dog, so I’m not in any condition to write a blog of any substance… So as soon as I’m better, I’ll get a nice, long-winded blog going.
TTFN!!
Okay. So after having over a month with no internet, I’m back. But of course, I’m sicker than a dog, so I’m not in any condition to write a blog of any substance… So as soon as I’m better, I’ll get a nice, long-winded blog going.
TTFN!!
So. I’m sitting at my desk at Caremark. Blatantly ignoring the no-personal Internet rule to write this blog. What are they gonna do, fire me??
I figure while I wait for the Washington State branch to get back to me I’d share a little. Besides, I’m past my shift end by an hour and a half…
I’ve been with Caremark (now CVS Caremark or CarePlus CVS/Pharmacy depending on which email you read last) for almost five years. Four years, ten months, and a week – to be closer to exact (although not dead-on).
In line with the rest of my life, that’s a good amount of time. I’m only 28, so it’s little over 17% of my lifetime. I guess that’s not really an impressive percentage.
But what I’ve done in that time, I think is.
When I started with Caremark in August 2003 in Phoenix, I was a lowly Certified Pharmacy Technician. I was fresh off a job with Express Scripts, which was more like being a member of the Hitler-Jugend. I was 23 and at a point in my life that jobs weren’t lasting more than a year. I wasn’t expecting to walk into Caremark and start a career. I never saw myself as having a career. To this day it’s hard to see myself as an adult.
I had made friends and got into the rhythm of life as a tech, not thinking I would ever do more than that.
Then the materials Manager Gary Geiger approached me and suggested I apply for an open position of Database Analysis. I thought “okay, cool, they’re looking for candidates, why not?”
That was when I learned about the unspoken corporate rule. If the hiring manager asks you to apply for a job, that means they want you for that job. Of course, it also means if you’re not asked, you may as well not apply.
So I got a hand-me-down suit from a friend and interviewed. To this day that is my lucky suit that has landed me every job I’ve interviewed for wearing it. And yes, I wore it to Macy’s.
I, of course, got the job and started up the brief and semi-steep hill of my career.
Gary was one of my all-time favorite bosses. He was more like a father figure to me than anything and helped mentor me into a more professional version of myself.
I moved from Database Coordinator to Inventory Analyst to Materials Supervisor.
Then along came Steve. My conspiracy theorist side me still to this day thinks he had a hand in getting Gary fired. Him and Mark. At least Mark was nice to me.
Once Gary was de-throned, Steve took over as my manager.
I think he had a daily check list of his tasks and at the top was “Make Erin cry.” And he did a good job of that every day.
What can you expect from a misogynistic, balding, middle-aged, momma’s boy with a Napoleon complex??
But I’m not bitter…
He and the second shift supervisor were in cahoots on it too. I would get upset about Steve, tell Denis, he would run to Steve. I had to watch my back on anything and everything I did.
This, plus the added stress of a home-life that was teetering on the edge, I was in bad shape.
So out of the blue I applied for a job in the Chicago mail order facility for Caremark. Doing what I did in Phoenix, but as far away from Steve as I could get.
I didn’t need the suit this time, they hired me sans interview since the manager Tom and I had a working relationship from a project team I was on.
So two weeks later I was off to job number 5, Inventory Supervisor.
On a side note, I’m happy to report that Denis flaked out on Steve and the Phoenix pharmacy is now closed, the two not being related. Denis wishes… The down side of that is Steve is still employed with the company and not living in a box downtown somewhere.
But that’s beside the point.
Mt Prospect was different. Many of my employees were in the mind set that women belonged bare-foot, pregnant in the kitchen, so reporting to me was not the best scenario for them. The half that didn’t care that I was a woman were so set in their ways that they did not accept me coming into their world and implementing a new way of life.
I’ve never met a bigger group of anti-change people in my life.
Not to mention they’re desire to throw us all under the bus. (Not to say there wasn’t a gem or two.)
So I got out of there…
Fortunately it was to go to a position I had wanted to do for a boss I liked.
I came to Northbrook in July of 2006 as an Inventory Analyst. I had not realized until now that I’ve been here for two years now. That’s a record.
But the list of promotions (and I call them promotions because my pay has gone up every time) does not stop there.
In September of this 2007 I was promoted, based strictly on my merit, to Senior Inventory Analyst.
Pretty cool. I had not even asked for that one.
I was moved over to a new area and set out to learn a whole new computer system and way of ordering.
And that’s where you find me today. Sitting at my desk, on page three of the longest blog ever, giving you all the history of my career.
Why?
Because this chapter ends tomorrow.
Friday the 13th, 2008, my reign of terror ends.
At least in Chicago.
I’m off to New York City. And I’m at a loss for words right now.
People ask me if I’m excited. And I am. But it’s all a little surreal for me. It just feels like I’m going on vacation.
Even when I look at the never-ending gobstopper of crap that is my apartment, half in boxes, half in piles, it hasn’t really hit.
I think because I’ve wanted to move to NYC for so long now my mind says there is no way it’s going to actually come true.
Like the city is a mirage and as soon as I pull up to my apartment it will disappear and I’ll be left standing in the desert.
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And as much as I would like to keep typing and with all the things I want to say, I need to split.
So I guess I can say to be continued…
My hands are killing me and I need to eat.
So my dad has now written four books. He just published book number four. They are all historical/non-fiction books of course. I haven’t read it yet, but he’s bringing me a copy when he gets here in a week.
It better be signed.
I can make more off eBay that way… LOL
So, I try not to rant on the overt consumerism that has America in its strong hold. But when I do get riled up about anything vaguely political, that would be it. (Can you even call consumerism “vaguely political”?)
As many of you know I’m leaving the world of medication and casting my net into fashion retail with Macy’s. So I figured I’d up my collection of magazine subscriptions in the industry to help “research” what my daily life will consist of. So now I get Glamour, Self, Vogue, W, and Allure. I figure that is a nice array.
The risk I run is overloading my life with articles about clothing I never will, nor want, to afford.
But that’s cool. I can live with that.
However, there are times when the fashion world crosses a line that pisses me off. For example: the June 2008 issue of Vogue has an article called from here to timbuktu… And, yes, they did not use capitol letters.
First, I did a little Googling on Mali (where you can find Timbuktu) and would like to share a few fun facts about the country before I tell you what my issue is.
Mali is the seventh largest country in Africa (think California AND Texas, combined). Despite, and maybe even because, of its size it ranks among the 10 poorest nations in the world.
According to the state department, Mali’s average skilled worker makes an annual salary of $1,560. Annually.
Half the population is over 15 and half under. Of the half that is over (since “literacy” is considered only in people over the age of 15) only 31% are literate.
The infant mortality rate is about 10%, and if you are lucky enough to be in the 90% that survived, the life expectancy is 50 years.
Now don’t get me started on the fact that 2/3rds of the girls there undergo female genital mutilation before the turn 10.
Okay. Now that you have those facts in your noggin, time for my rant.
Doesn’t this country, where over 60% of the population are living below the poverty line, sound like the ideal place to photograph the latest selections from the new spring lines?
Isn’t that what the impoverished need, an advanced peek of Dolce and Gabana’s Spring 2008 ruffled dress and multifloral strapless maxi?
I hate to say something like this, because it sounds so liberal and that’s not really me, but it really irks me that people in the fashion industry would exploit the poor for a funky, yet colorful background for a photo shoot.
I did the math on the outfits featured in the article. Of the 12 shots, it would run a girl about $48,000 to stock her closet. This is NOT including some of the jewelry that did not have prices listed or tax. The opening picture alone is worth over $10,000.
That is sick.
Did you know you could employ 30 skilled Malian citizens for a year for that kind of cash?
Forget that. Using an organization like Christian Children’s Fund you could feed, vaccinate, and educate 167 kids for a year. Not that I would ever recommend donating to them. I’d rather see your money go to UNICEF.
But you know. Thinking about it. Besides the clothes, the model fits right in. I’m sure she hasn’t eaten in months either.
The word “Cosmopolitan” can mean many things. Vodka, triple sec, lime, and cranberry; shaken, not stirred. It can mean knowledgeable and refined. To me, it first brings to mind a brightly covered magazine I’ve liked to read occasionally.
I used to really enjoy Cosmo.
I subscribed to it for a while in college.
But I’m pretty sure I’ve bought my last copy. This magazine has issues, and more than just monthly kind.
According to www.hearst.com the magazine is described as: “Cosmopolitan is the lifestylist for millions of fun, fearless females who want to be the best they can be in every area of their lives. Cosmopolitan inspires with information on relationships and romance, the best in fashion and beauty, the latest on women’s health and well-being, as well as what is happening in pop culture and entertainment…and just about everything else fun, fearless females want to know.”
Yeah, okay. I’ll give ‘em most of that. Most of it.
I’m not sure that it promotes us (females) to be the best we can be when it comes to relationships. This past issue (June 2008) has an article entitled “How to Snoop on Your Man (Because Sometimes You May Have To)”.
We are talking about an ENTIRE four page spread on how to find out information about your guy without actually asking him. They teach you ways, with the help of environmental physiologists, to snoop around his stuff to find out what kind of person he really is.
Some of the suggestions are harmless. Like looking in his shower stall, DVR, and freezer. From these things you can tell if there is another woman in the picture by items such as a pink razor and Lean Cuisines. I, for one, check the shower stall of every bathroom I use, strictly because I don’t want anyone to be in there while I pee.
Some of the suggestions can SEEM harmless. Like looking at his stack of bills for late notices, his end-table drawer for comic books, or his digital camera for compromising pictures. These are things that he really should share with you himself. Anything you find here probably comes with an explanation and could easily be misconstrued. The late notices could be something he’s trying to get out from underneath, the comic books for his nephews, and the pictures just friends. I mean, come on, we’ve all taken those ridiculous shots after WAY too many Long Islands…
Then there are the just plain ridiculous. His gym bag for condoms? His medicine cabinet to Google what he’s taking? His sock drawer? Computer bookmarks and history? The junk spot where he empties his pockets for receipts? Wow, that is sad.
What really takes the cake for me though and pushes us beyond the nosy and into the stalker category are the following: his hamper for stains and smells, his date book for name patterns, his wallet, his cell phone bill, and, GET THIS, his trash.
Okay. I’m not perfect. I’ve Googled my fair share of guys. It’s paid off. Can we say the “single, childless” guy who was trying to come over for a quickie that turned out to be married with kids?
But I would never pick through the trash to see if he flosses. I won’t even root through mine…
Is this rant long enough?
I guess what I’m saying, ladies, is that if you don’t trust your guy enough that you have to stoop to snoop, maybe you should reconsider the relationship as a whole.
No guy is worth poking around dirty underwear.
Not even Tom Brady.
Okay. Maybe Tom Brady.
Hello all.
This will be my first *official* attempt at blogging. I did a pseudo-blog on MySpace, but it was part of a larger program and not a blog that I sought out space for.
I have decided to start a blog for my move so everyone can know how my life is going and those I like/love will not have to resort to gossip to stay in the loop. And since I am so bad at emailing multiple people and not everyone have Facebook/MySpace (or are making plans to join anytime soon), blogging is the next best thing.
You like the title? Clever if I can say so myself (and 2 out of 2 friends agree!).
There are certain people I’d rather not know about the blog, but it’s really no big deal if they find out. There is only one person in particular, but since most of you do not know how to contact the ex, I’m not too worried. That said, if someone asks how I am you may as well direct them to my blog so you don’t have to fall into the trappings of gossip. As, since most of you know, I’m not a huge fan of it. I’m under the firm belief that if someone wants you to know something, they’ll tell you. Am I right people?? Because, frankly, my life is no one else’s business…
Please don’t use this blog to stalk me. Unless you’re cute, then we’ll talk.
I hope that no one will take offense to my thoughts as I am allowed an opinion. And like ass holes, everyone has one and they usually stink.